When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The chief is the chief. He is the eagle who flies high and cannot be touched by the spit of the toad. — Mobutu Sese Seko Copy Share Image
Think of the millions of young men who died fighting for democracy. We spit on their graves when we let democracy slip… — Doris "Granny D" Haddock Copy Share Image
Nah, I don't really have to spit nothin' too complex, I just rep for my hood, and it sound correct. — Cappadonna Copy Share Image
“Put less respectfully, these men and women, standing before the mirror of their life, spit every day in the face of what… — José Saramago Copy Share Image
Whether *****s's feel me or not regardless style heartless foul Spit in front of the hardest crowds If They start booing I'm… — Vakill Copy Share Image
Humans have discovered that they cannot stop Death, but at least they can spit in his drink. — David Eagleman Copy Share Image
Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a… — Sandra Newman Copy Share Image
No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm one, too," he said. "What?" He spit a wad of blood and mucus into the dirt. "A virgin." What a shock.… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Learn to feel yourself in other bodies, to know that we are all one. Throw all other nonsense to the winds. Spit… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
If you knew that only a few would care that you came, would you still come? If you knew that those you… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
This is the God of the gospel of grace. A God who, out of love for us, sent the only Son He… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why they trippin’, If you ask me, Flow is just as nice as, I admit the propane, I just… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That’s preposterous. Girls don’t like me. I was born and raised… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare.… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Evil-doers who denounce the wise resemble a person who spits against the sky; the spittle will never reach the sky, but comes… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
The library in summer is the most wonderful thing because there you get books on any subject and read them each for… — Polly Horvath Copy Share Image
“What is this to do with spit?” “It’s just a saying. When someone or something looks just like something else, it’s called… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
George Bernard Shaw was right. He summed it all up when he said: "The secret of being miserable is to have the… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
[F]or academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All of philosophy has no other goal: it is… — Georges Bataille Copy Share Image
Much of the day I have busied myself making notes on the small parts in Shakespeare, often nameless, which are rewarding to… — Alec Guinness Copy Share Image
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image