“The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! — Monty Python Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
