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Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized. — Michael Beschloss Copy Share Image
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If Robert Mueller is gonna return after Russian's influence investigation and say, "We looked at everything, and, I'm sorry, there's just nothing… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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If I'm in the wrong, I'll always say sorry, but sometimes it takes a while. — Laila Rouass Copy Share Image
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Only insofar as you enjoy being sorry, my dear, which, while it is a considerable amount, occurs only after the fact, thus… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
While it is probably a poor idea to own actively managed funds in general, it is truly a terrible idea to own… — William J. Bernstein Copy Share Image
Sorry to bother you,” Bella said over the wailing. “But she wants her daddy. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I am sorry we promoted sexual orientation change efforts and reparative theories about sexual orientation that stigmatized parents. — Alan Chambers Copy Share Image
