I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't snack. I don't generally eat sweets or drink soda. I never eat between meals or even before big ones. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. — Alessandra Ambrosio Copy Share Image
I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I see groups that are hot one minute, and next time you see them, they're asking if you want a soda with… — Big Bank Hank Copy Share Image
Pouring soda into the cap when you were younger and acting like you were taking shots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hated it when literally was used for non-literal things. I popped the tab on my soda can and returned her grin.… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
School is where children spend most of their time, and it is where we lay the foundation for healthy habits. That's why… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean we might even go to war as to whether we love Coke or Pepsi and our whole identity is wrapped… — Sheena Iyengar Copy Share Image
It's all economic. Soda is easier to sell than orange juice because its costs less. Water, some coloring, some fizz, and this… — Malik Yusef Copy Share Image
That bomb that took down that Russian airliner may have been the size of a soda can. And that bomb killed more… — Adam Schiff Copy Share Image
Anyway, madness and genius. They're the disturbed pals of the human condition. The Bonnie and Clyde, the Thelma and Louise, the baking… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?" "And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft drink in the supermarket is to have some corn with your corn.… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
As far as I can tell, dumping soda on people is the equivalent of ‘Hi, it’s nice to meet you’ in this… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
We always worry that we are copying someone else, that we don't have our own style. Don't worry. Writing is a communal… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
Take some very deep breaths," Miranda said. "Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky." A frosty six-pack. Kylie… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Our kids didn't do this to themselves. They don't decide the sugar content in soda or the advertising content of a television… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A large percentage of those living in developed societies are told what brand of soda they should drink, what cigarettes they should… — Fidel Castro Copy Share Image
It is pleasure that lurks in the practice of every one of your virtues. Man performs actions because they are good for… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water. — Robert E. Murray Copy Share Image
I don't drink any soda. None at all. Just water with lemon. If I need something different: iced tea. I don't have… — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I used to drink soda everyday, Hi-C everyday, and Hawaiian punch. That's how I grew up in Brooklyn. — Angela Yee Copy Share Image
“Between my advice and baking soda, we're gonna save the world - or at least make it more polite ” — Miss Lora Copy Share Image
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Sure, you can mix the flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, and the whole nine yards, but why wouldn't you just pull out… — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
I like Guinness, and that will make anyone Irish. That and soda bread, and I'm good to go. — Peter Riegert Copy Share Image
I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda. — Armie Hammer Copy Share Image
“Less sugar, more fruit. Less meat, more veggies. Less soda, more water. Less worry, more sleep.” — Sravani Saha Nakhro Copy Share Image
Without federal standards for school lunches, candy bars, packaged snacks and soda can be offered to our children in school. — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
Teachers r Hot Water, Parents r Mineral Water, Enemies r Salt Water, Lover is Ice Water But,Friends r soda BOTTLE... — Babloo Copy Share Image
You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image