Socially this was very difficult on me. When you have no eyebrows... people don't know what's wrong but they're pretty sure something isn't right. And maybe we should take the next elevator, Honey. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I started off doing impressions. It was a comfortable way to get started. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
