“Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow.” — Tracy Brogan Joy Copy Share Image
“No charge for my expert services,” he said. “Strictly pro boner.” — Tracy Brogan Boner Copy Share Image
“Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life... well, life.” — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
“Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.” — Tracy Brogan Education Copy Share Image
“Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.” — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“she caught a glimpse of flat, tan abdomen, and suddenly she didn’t need coffee. She needed smelling salts.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“So, they met at a square dance? I guess maybe your dad misunderstood the meaning of the term hoedown.” — Tracy Brogan Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“A disaster wrapped in a catastrophe sitting on a pile of misfortune.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“And in this case, the devil didn’t wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered… — Tracy Brogan Wore Pink Copy Share Image
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. May your hands be forever… — Tracy Brogan Bride and groom Copy Share Image
“You’ll find the balance you need as soon as you let go of how you think things should be and accept them… — Tracy Brogan Accept Copy Share Image
“A crooked old man had been playing solitaire in there with an actual deck of cards when she and Chloe had arrived.… — Tracy Brogan Deck of cards Copy Share Image
“Ugh! Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.” — Tracy Brogan Shit Day Copy Share Image
“and our marriage dissolved, like margarita salt on the tongue, leaving behind the bitter aftertaste of something that started out sweet but… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“Life is to be embraced. It’s meant to be lived and enjoyed. Make your mistakes, but make them with gusto and learn… — Tracy Brogan Failure Copy Share Image
“most of the guys Emily dealt with these days were subcontractors who wore tool belts and cargo pants and suffered from chronic… — Tracy Brogan Subcontractors Wore Copy Share Image
“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered,… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“She’s buying sex toys now, you know. Sex toys for herself. Where the hell does that leave me? Have you ever seen… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“And call me crazy, but it seems like this horse is doing that on purpose.” Emily nodded, her smile staying right in… — Tracy Brogan Call me crazy Copy Share Image
“What do you call this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop. Bang. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.” The ever-present creases in Harlan’s face deepened for a moment until… — Tracy Brogan Clip Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should get a very large life insurance policy on the next husband,” Lily suggested slurping her coffee loudly. “You know,… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Your….your bat cave?” Emily responded. “Yes, I’m quite proud of it. I put those visiting Boy Scouts to good use building bat… — Tracy Brogan Boy scout Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Humor Copy Share Image
“Just one more?” he said, holding up his thumb and index finger to indicate tiny. Oh so small. “Just one more little… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“He turned his head to look at her, trying to think of ways to plead his case. Some way to dazzle and… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Jesters must tremble in fear at the magnificence of your humor.” — Tracy Brogan Fear Copy Share Image
“That place is turning into the Hotel California. You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.” — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“What sorcery is this?” he snarled. “I lie down with a goddess and wake up to an old hag?” — Tracy Brogan Sorcery Copy Share Image
