“Yes I could. I’d been doing it alone for ages. Richard was no more help than a husband-sized cardboard cutout.” — Tracy Brogan Doing It Alone Copy Share Image
“That place is turning into the Hotel California. You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.” — Tracy Brogan California Copy Share Image
“Life is to be embraced. It’s meant to be lived and enjoyed. Make your mistakes, but make them with gusto and learn… — Tracy Brogan Failure Copy Share Image
“So, they met at a square dance? I guess maybe your dad misunderstood the meaning of the term hoedown.” — Tracy Brogan Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“What sorcery is this?” he snarled. “I lie down with a goddess and wake up to an old hag?” — Tracy Brogan Sorcery Copy Share Image
“Should I tell her I was tired because her father is a deplorable excuse for a man who ruined my outlook on… — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
“Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“What kind of regular coffee?” “Um, just . . . black coffee.” “We have fudge frenzy, milli-vanilla, fofana-banana, or blueberry bonanza. Those all come… — Tracy Brogan Black coffee Copy Share Image
“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered,… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“and our marriage dissolved, like margarita salt on the tongue, leaving behind the bitter aftertaste of something that started out sweet but… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“She’s buying sex toys now, you know. Sex toys for herself. Where the hell does that leave me? Have you ever seen… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Birthday wishes did not come true, any more than wishes made on puffy dandelions blown into the breeze or pennies tossed into… — Tracy Brogan Birthday Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Humor Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should get a very large life insurance policy on the next husband,” Lily suggested slurping her coffee loudly. “You know,… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image