“Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.” — Tracy Brogan Humor Copy Share Image
“What do you call this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop. Bang. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.” The ever-present creases in Harlan’s face deepened for a moment until… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.” — Tracy Brogan Education Copy Share Image
“Just one more?” he said, holding up his thumb and index finger to indicate tiny. Oh so small. “Just one more little… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“We don’t have to tell secrets. We don’t have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . .… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. May your hands be forever… — Tracy Brogan Bride and groom Copy Share Image
“Jesters must tremble in fear at the magnificence of your humor.” — Tracy Brogan Fear Copy Share Image
“Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow.” — Tracy Brogan Joy Copy Share Image
“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered,… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“and our marriage dissolved, like margarita salt on the tongue, leaving behind the bitter aftertaste of something that started out sweet but… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should get a very large life insurance policy on the next husband,” Lily suggested slurping her coffee loudly. “You know,… — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Humor Copy Share Image
“So, they met at a square dance? I guess maybe your dad misunderstood the meaning of the term hoedown.” — Tracy Brogan Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“Yes I could. I’d been doing it alone for ages. Richard was no more help than a husband-sized cardboard cutout.” — Tracy Brogan Doing It Alone Copy Share Image
“Birthday wishes did not come true, any more than wishes made on puffy dandelions blown into the breeze or pennies tossed into… — Tracy Brogan Birthday Copy Share Image
“Should I tell her I was tired because her father is a deplorable excuse for a man who ruined my outlook on… — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
“What sorcery is this?” he snarled. “I lie down with a goddess and wake up to an old hag?” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.” — Tracy Brogan Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
