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“Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer Marti Noxon Copy Share Image
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“Here the query A320 returns algorithmic search results about the Airbus aircraft, together with advertisements for various non-aircraft goods numbered A320 that… — Hinrich Schütze Copy Share Image
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“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
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