Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't equal being desperate, It means I am waiting for what I deserve, and not whats easily attainable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex texted me , You can delete my number, . . . . I texted back Who is this? :-D :-D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My attitude If you want to say bad things about me Behind my back Come in front of Me I'll tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people criticize u, Hurt u, or shout at u, Don't be bothered just Remember In every Game audience make the Noise,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate is hate. Love is love. How you define and represent them both is up to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm suffering from ME PHOBIA... . . . . . Fear of being so awesome that human race can't handle it... & everyone dies.. !!!:P :P :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey YOU... lisen I am not upset as you left me infact I am excited thinking if I was so happy with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
