Silly Quotes · Page 66

On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other.…

— Jacob Vargas

There was a time when I believed in the story and the scheme of salvation, so far as I could understand it,…

— H. G. Wells

I went to England because somebody told me to, and I loved it. And, "blessed" is a silly word to use for…

— Caitlin Rose

Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our…

— James Patterson

Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the…

— Sergio Aragones

Whereas 'OddParents' was slam-bam and silly all the way through, 'Danny Phantom' has more of a good-guy-vs.-bad-guy comic book feel.

— Butch Hartman

It is usual to speak in a playfully apologetic tone about one's adult enjoyment of what are called 'children's books.' I think…

— C. S. Lewis

When you see the way things deteriorate before your very eyes. Everything running down hill. It's kind of silly to even think…

— Sam Shepard

I don't think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I'm shaving my legs. It wouldn't even…

— Nicole Ari Parker

I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also…

— Dick Van Dyke

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper…

— Paula Poundstone

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

— Virginia Foxx

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

— Sarah Palin

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.

— Jimmy Fallon

I think the thing about relationships is that you're always thinking "Oh, it's going to go bad." [...] But then, it's the…

— Julianne Moore

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they…

— Anthony Jeselnik

There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.

— Gena Showalter

A lot of people have done things over the years and made fun of people in one way or another. When I…

— Barry Levinson

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like,…

— Sid Vicious

Men are much more unwilling to have their weaknesses and their imperfections known, than their crimes; and, if you hint to a…

— Lord Chesterfield

And now, will y'all stand and be recognized.

— Gib Lewis

We have a lot of work to do. It's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.

— John McCain

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I'm always embarrassed when people say that I'm courageous. Soldiers are courageous. Policemen are courageous. Firemen are courageous. I just have a…

— Thomas Sowell

When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.

— Charles Bukowski