A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Why should I believe any of this?' It happens that fast. I say, because I think I like you. Marla says, 'Not… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What you write should entertain you and serve you first. Don't worry about maintaining anything beyond your own attention. Focus on exorcising… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The last story you should write is the most important story. You should start with a story that is just an amusing,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
