“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been that ever since. — Cy Young Copy Share Image
“And by habit they shortened their thoughts so that they would not wander out into the darkness beyond tomorrow.” — Carson McCullers Copy Share Image
Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'm coming out with my line of shoes and my very first shoe is called 'The Nethia.' How we came up with… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve also shortened my penis (as impossible as that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Even though it's a shortened format of the game, Twenty20 allows people with different skills to play in a team and play… — Rahul Dravid Copy Share Image
I was looking for a name with an old English sound, very easy to pronounce in every language and easy to remember.… — Diego Della Valle Copy Share Image
Meek Mill - my homies used to call me 'Meek Millions,' and at the time I didn't have no millions, so I… — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
We then took a shortened version of what we'd been doing in the pubs, with the best gags and things like that,… — Neil Innes Copy Share Image
My sister married an American and took his name, and my brother has shortened Sayrafiezadeh to Sayraf. So now he's Jacob Sayraf,… — Said Sayrafiezadeh Copy Share Image
“Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised… — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image