Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. — Chevy Chase Default Copy Share Image
Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children. — Chevy Chase Better Copy Share Image
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. — Chevy Chase Fall Copy Share Image
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase Danish Copy Share Image
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given… — Chevy Chase About Copy Share Image
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase Acid Copy Share Image
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Bones Copy Share Image
My stepfather was a psychoanalyst. You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids. — Chevy Chase Psychoanalyst Copy Share Image
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up… — Chevy Chase Bills Copy Share Image
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. — Chevy Chase Clinton Copy Share Image
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. — Chevy Chase Film Copy Share Image
A good name for a mistress would be close to a man's name so that nobody would know. Like... Conane. — Chevy Chase Mistress Copy Share Image
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of… — Chevy Chase Eggs Copy Share Image
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in… — Chevy Chase Attention Copy Share Image
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can… — Chevy Chase About Copy Share Image
Love is huge. But if you're talking about men and women, it's got to start with the most initial obvious attraction that… — Chevy Chase Love Copy Share Image
Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than… — Chevy Chase Abraham Copy Share Image
I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio… — Chevy Chase Medicine Copy Share Image
Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to… — Chevy Chase Areas Copy Share Image
Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can. — Chevy Chase Break Copy Share Image
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Break Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Media Copy Share Image
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. — Chevy Chase Making movies Copy Share Image
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