Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat! — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
My friend is texting me about her crazy sex life and I'm sitting here eating bacon & watching Scooby Doo. LIFE IS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Sex is life: The act of creation in pleasure, the loss of oneself in another, the coming together of opposites in a… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
A good relationship needs at least 5 ingredients: communication, understanding, trust, fun and a healthy sex life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“In the Bhāgavatam, Twelfth Canto, it is said that in the Kali-yuga marriage will be based on the consideration of sex life;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allen Ginsberg startled the audience at OutWrite, the gay literary conference, when he confessed he didn’t worry about AIDS since his sex… — Christopher Bram Copy Share Image
I consider that sex is part of life as much as architecture, fashion, art or food. Sex is life, simple. And I… — Olivier Zahm Copy Share Image
“I felt God had conned me by telling me to marry Grace, and allowed Grace to rule over me since she was… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
The reason for privacy is not so that people will not know you go to the bathroom. It's to allow certain things… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
My job gives me the permission to ask really great questions, like, 'Are you sure you're not pissed at him?' or, 'Is… — Mel Robbins Copy Share Image
“He was lonely. I could see that. He was working his butt off-and mine, too-in the hope that a million rupees might… — Frank Kusy Copy Share Image
“I’d have devoured those books I’ve come to love—the ones that have helped me reawaken my sexuality. The books that have made… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“When you are secure in yourself, know what turns you on, and enjoy watching your partner watch you experience sexual pleasure, you… — Alexandra Katehakis Copy Share Image
I have never, ever talked about my orientation or sexuality because whether I am heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, it is my concern.… — Karan Johar Copy Share Image
As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
A long term relationship takes a lot of ingredients to make it last. There's got to be spice in a relationship! The… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
“He came back up with a brighter smile. "And I'm proven right, again! You guys should hire me for this talent I… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“That perked Jill up. “Maybe if the atmosphere’s romantic enough, you guys can—” “No, Jailbait.” I held up a hand. “Don’t go… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I know about safe sex," Nathan said, interrupting Jack's thoughts. Jack swallowed. "That's good." He smiled at his son, vastly relieved that… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“[There is] a widespread approach to ideas which Objectivism repudiates altogether: agnosticism. I mean this term in a sense which applies to… — Leonard Peikoff Copy Share Image
“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
“Does your husband dictate where you can and cannot go?” The woman looked as though she expected to be proven right. “My… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If a person has known only sex as life, he is stupid, he is an idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“[There is] a widespread approach to ideas which Objectivism repudiates altogether: agnosticism. I mean this term in a sense which applies to the question of God, but to many other issues also, such as extra-sensory perception or the claim that the stars influence man’s destiny. In regard to all…” quote by Leonard Peikoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5f/leonard-peikoff-29375_agnosticism_there-is-a-widespread-approach-to-ideas_1251970.jpg)
![“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the sex life of our father.' [...] Even after a couple of brandies he felt extremely reluctant to discuss sex and his father. 'It's something I'd rather not think about,' he said. 'We all come into…” quote by John Mortimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/280/john-mortimer-7362_conception_take-sex-for-instance-what-do-you-want-m_4946.jpg)
