Sex life Quotes

A good relationship means a really good sex life.

— Juliette Lewis

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

— Jacob M. Appel

Rumours have a rich sex life

— Loesje

My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

— Rodney Dangerfield

My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.

— Anonymous

“Exercise improves your sex life. Ranger to Stephanie”

— Janet Evanovich

“Sex, like life, is a journey of self discovery”

— Kaleb Cove

Obamacare will question your sex life,

— Betsy McCaughey

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

— Helen Gurley Brown

Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself.

— Rudy Espinoza

I eat as much as I ever did, I drink more than I should, and my sex life is none of your…

— John Wayne

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.

— Anonymous

My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

— Tom Ford

She [Bettie Page] was a traumatized person, but she did have an active sex life.

— Mary Harron

“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”

— Janet Evanovich

“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is…

— Nick Pageant

“Criticism is decay in a relationship. The more you criticize your partner, the more it’s going to hurt your sex life in…

— Alex Altman

People have speculated about my sexuality for years and years. They are obviously interested in my sex life. Fine. Let them speculate.…

— George Michael

The nice clean intimacy which we now so admire between the sexes is sterilizing. It makes neuters. Later on, no deep, magical…

— D. H. Lawrence

[On being asked, 'Did you ever say that an actress needs to be able to laugh and to cry and that when…

— Glenda Jackson

“I believe sex is a life force and I try to write about it as straightforwardly as I can. I try to…

— Maureen Gibbon

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our…

— Rodney Dangerfield

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and…

— Joan Rivers

All right. If you insist. I do not sleep with girls. No, no, no, let me be absolutely accurate. I've gone through…

— Jay Presson Allen

I've written on public matters, but I don't understand how anyone could tout me as a possible poet laureate when I wrote…

— Tony Harrison

There are certain bodily functions of mine which I will not allow to be supervised. One of these is eating. Nobody's going…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

“Can't handle your alcohol, Mira?" Blue called over. "I didn't expect it to go everywhere! Now I smell like beer." "It could…

— Sarah Cross

Groundedness is the quality I always want to be there, even if Im playing a neurotic character, or a woman with a…

— Connie Britton

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love…

— Billy Crystal

“When we live life at the pace of a NASCAR race, sex is one of the first things that goes. Once again,…

— Kevin Leman

“She met his eyes and playing fair lost its appeal. “You are not going to forget me,” she said, her chin up.…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Some guys will say all kinds of things to look macho and save face,” Max said. “Guys are jerks sometimes. But in…

— Jenell Hollett

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told…

— Joan Rivers

“First, make sure you get into a relationship for the right reasons. (I’m using the word “right” here as a relative term.…

— Neale Donald Walsch

“Sobriety had happened at a strange time in my sex life, and maybe I wouldn’t have held onto it had it not…

— Vee Hoffman

“Next, the cranky priest was waiting for Emily when she returned home and demanded to hear her confession. Funnily, she omitted her…

— Annette J Dunlea

“My handsome husband and I didn’t make love for almost six months. I was enraptured, lost to my old life, and, in…

— Antonella Gambotto-Burke

“Yet isn't it all—all of it, every single episode and detail of the Clinton saga—exactly like that? And isn't some of it…

— Christopher Hitchens

“It’s absolutely safe,” Dr. Glamazon says, nodding. “You can continue to have a healthy and active sex life throughout the whole pregnancy.”…

— Samantha Towle