Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat! — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't. — Adele Copy Share Image
“So, yeah, his people wouldn't have just frowned on his sex life; they would have handled him only with barbecue tongs while… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Who's got the best sex life in pro ball?" a player asked Hawkins one night. "The referees," he answered, straight-faced. "Come on."… — David Wolf Copy Share Image
“Most people's sex life is a mystery, especially that of individuals who seem to make most parade of it. Such is the… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
“I’m not ogling him for myself. I’m ogling him for you. It was, after all, your sex life we were discussing. (Selena)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Love and life is not all about sex, sex is just a part of life and it is not necessary that sex… — Jaseem Kapoor Copy Share Image
My sex drive has gone down so much since I've stopped doing coke. I was one of the few people that, when… — Elton John Copy Share Image
“I just had to have the most mind-blowingly fantastic sex of my life with the one man in the world that I… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I haven't slept with him, Mom." I whispered, lying through my teeth. I just didn't want to discuss my sex life with… — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
“What sex life?” I asked with a smirk. “My grandmother’s sheets see more action than yours, you vanilla little punk. You probably… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
“I get it, he's hot. He probably gives you the best sex of your life. But if it doesn't fill you with… — Ashley Poston Copy Share Image
But I do think that women who spend all their lives on a diet probably have a miserable sex life: if your… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
By every measure, John Kennedy's sex life was compulsive and reckless. At one level, it had clear public consequences. Knowledge of Kennedy's… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
“My husband and I see each other only on weekends, and generally get along well. We're like good friends, life partners able… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Yoga is the best thing for your sex life. It keeps you limber in all kinds of ways. It teaches you to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“Cuffs was a buddy of mine on the line when I was a lieutenant. He had an adventurous sex life, to put… — Kathryn Shay Copy Share Image
“the intelligent practitioner of yoga should aspire for nothing else but to cross over the ocean of nescience by worshiping the Personality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The human erotic imagination is a vast wilderness of sexual possibilities. We are each capable of enjoying a pleasurable, satisfying and potentially… — Chris Maxwell Rose Copy Share Image
“And then . . . we’re going to get in my car.” I waited for him to elaborate on a destination. “And?” He gently kissed… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“So, um, where's your broomstick?" he countered, his face turning pink from his effort at not laughing. "Broomsticks are *sooo* 1695," I… — Lucy Snyder Copy Share Image
I began wanting to create a detective who really turned the tables on that image of women, to know that you could… — Sara Paretsky Copy Share Image
“Make sure that when you touch the other person, all your five senses are working, because sex has a life of its… — Paolo Coehlo Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
