Sense of humor Quotes · Page 23

You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor!

— Glen Rambharack

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

— Al Franken

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

— Nicole Appleton

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor.

— Anonymous

What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.

— Anonymous

I think having a sense of humor is just as important a coping mechanism as it is a gift for everyday life.

— Camille Grammer

Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.

— Jerome K. Jerome

If you can appeal to another person's sense of humor, you can introduce ideas, thoughts, things that they may disagree with or…

— Rocky Carroll

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my…

— Lars Propst

Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images…

— Marjane Satrapi

I don't feel that I'm strictly Danish; I don't feel that my sense of humor is strictly Danish or my human sensibility…

— Susanne Bier

“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry…

— Henry Ward Beecher

I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in…

— Lars Propst

So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what…

— Kathy Griffin

I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be…

— Edy Ganem

“If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron wouldn't let…

— Rick Riordan

“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.…

— Anonymous

It's interesting, a lot of my friends and family thought that was the moment I kind of showed everyone my humor; the…

— Aaron Tveit

“Some say God created the world out of loneliness. Others say the world was created because the Almighty loves stories. I believe…

— R. Mark Liebenow

My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'…

— Howie Mandel

I don't think anything has changed about me but my priorities have changed. At one point I was living my life and…

— Anthony Green

People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all…

— Dolly Parton

The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less…

— Anonymous

“It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary,…

— Stephen King

“All of our waste which we dumped on her and which she absorbed. And all of our beauty, which was hers first…

— Toni Morrison

“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.' [The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so…

— Richelle Mead

“Aware she’d likely never tasted such a thing before, she took a cautious sip. Nothing came up. “The straw’s defective.” Dev shot…

— Nalini Singh

Got to have a sense of humor about things and not take ourselves too seriously.

— Layla Kayleigh

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

— Lara Flynn Boyle

A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.

— Cynthia Heimel

If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.

— Richard Branson

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

— Bonnie McFarlane

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

— Condoleezza Rice

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!

— Anonymous

Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.

— Bill Cosby

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

— Kate DiCamillo

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

— John Cleese

I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction.

— David Hewlett

I'd say Bill Bixby's character in 'Beantown' is Tom Brokaw with a heart and a sense of humor.

— Mariette Hartley