It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
My father used to say, 'Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument.' — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I think drama and comedy are pretty much all the same, and the issue is whether or not you have a sense… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor. — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.” — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“P.S. I also note that you included the Stalker's Anthem "Every Breath You Take" I do enjoy our sense of humor, but… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Marriages can survive without love, but they cannot survive without forgiveness, fortitude, and a good sense of humor.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
My wife has a good sense of humor, and instead of calling me psychic with my novels, she simply refers to me… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
Practice easing your way along...Do your best; take it as it comes. You can handle anything if you think you can. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
“A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood.… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
There's a certain type of character that you can't help but come in contact with growing up and living in Brooklyn and… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
“I might wake up when the rain starts or stops, when it shifts direction or rolls alongside the house like a tumbleweed,… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll be sure not to let anyone but you carry me in her arms." He turns and leaves the kitchen before I… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Mum says be careful of boys who never take anything seriously. Dad says a boy needs a good sense of humor to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
Theres gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you… — Nani Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference and a longer view and finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But it was only her old rival Payasa standing behind her. "¿De dónde?" Payasa sauntered toward her, head thrown back, joy on… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
“Hell and damnation! Is that your destiny?" Willow's eyes flew open as she shot out of the church pew. Her voluminous hymnal… — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
“Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat, there’s Injuns in the yard!” Loretta catapulted upward and landed on all fours in the middle of the bed. Peeking… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
A pretty woman is a Christmas tree,' my mother told me in the airport. This fella is hanging things on my branches… — Joshilyn Jackson Copy Share Image
“I sat down on my bed, trying to catch my breath, as Jenna opened the door. The Vandy stood there, glaring at… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I resent you—” Robespierre said. His words were lost. “The People,” he shouted, “are everywhere good, and if they obstruct the Revolution—even,… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“All of our waste which we dumped on her and which she absorbed. And all of our beauty, which was hers first… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“His thoughts died as Anders’s brain caught and held on to one particular sentence that had run through his mind. God, he… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“Kennedy entered, waving to the standing audience, an elderly gentleman in an Alpine hat and lederhosen struck up “Hail to the Chief… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I have a great sense of humor, I mean even when my meme came out I reposted it. I didn't care. I… — Skai Jackson Copy Share Image
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric. — Cheyenne Jackson Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Turns out that sometimes, faith and a sense of humor really can be all you need.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality — Amber Tamblyn Copy Share Image
