They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many. — Chris Gayle Copy Share Image
suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient. — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more,… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I always get an espresso martini to start off the night, it's just a nice energy boost to get the night started.… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that.… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
“I've never had a coconut chilli Martini before,' I tell him. 'That's the thing with getting older. You run out of new… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
And there was, in those Ipswich years, for me at least, a raw educational component; though I used to score well in… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold… — Stuart Connelly Copy Share Image
Some of the biggest bores I've ever known are men who have been highly successful in business, particularly self-made heads of big… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
The definition of happiness being very emotion-oriented - the problem is that there's too many quick and dirty ways to chase that… — Steven C. Hayes Copy Share Image
