Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott Copy Share Image
My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine. — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we… — Alex Riley Copy Share Image
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim)… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
Here are a few of the actors who have brought my novels to TV life: Bill Pullman, Holly Hunter, Frances McDormand, Julian… — Luanne Rice Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to look up your topic in books and newspapers.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
“Any time, any place, any where. He's not called Doctor Martini, is he?” — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini. — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I always get an espresso martini to start off the night, it's just a nice energy boost to get the night started.… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more,… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that.… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
