I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I'd love to, she finally said,"on one condition." I steadied myself, hoping it wasn't something too awful. "Yes?" "You have to promise… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
God has a tremendous sense of humor! Religion remains something dead without a sense of humor as a foundation to it. God… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have… — Jacob Artist Copy Share Image
“I've had the immense pleasure of knowing Thaddeus for over 4 years now. In that time I have experienced his incredible powers… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
There is something about being a director where, for me personally, I get to . . . it's the closest I'll ever… — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
When I've had to edit my albums, I'll listen to it one time through, and I'll make edits. I want to remember… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
“Shawn shrugged. "Who knows? None of us ever knew much about good old great-great uncle Charles. Or should that be great old… — Joe DeRouen Copy Share Image
“You have to enjoy power, have a certain ruthlessness, to accept the beauty and not mourn the fact that it overshadows everything… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Embracing and being thankful for the family and friends I do have instead of yearning for the family I cannot know or… — Selena Robins Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
“There were times that Tiercel thought that the Wild Magic had a far greater sense of humor than the Light-Priests had ever… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Santa Fe or Northern New Mexico in general instills a sense of humor in people, a sort… — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
I think some of the big characters, you know, they do these adventures, but they've got something about them, they've got this… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
My sense of humor doesn't translate well into print, some of the things I say can be offensive or found offensive even… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image