I've inherited a Jewish sensibility and sense of humor from my parents and all those who came before me. All the Jewish… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
Zidane is a respectful person, he knows what he wants and we are there to obey and to the best we can.… — Keylor Navas Copy Share Image
My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
Don't just get mad, try a little creative revenge ... Creative revenge ... allows you to get even - to extract some… — Sonia Friedman Copy Share Image
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but… — John Morreall Copy Share Image
“The difference between the Russian character and the Western is that we Russians have learned to live our days in the full… — Edward Docx Copy Share Image
There's sometimes when I feel really balanced, and there's other times when I feel like I'm trying to keep juggling too many… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
In English, you can find writers with a wonderful sense of humor, like Oscar Wilde. But in the French language, this is… — Jesus Franco Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel… — Marcela Valladolid Copy Share Image
My life has had meaning, with the friendships full and valuable and essential to me. My children, Steve, Leslie, and Sam, are… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
I think probably the qualities that I look for in a man are somewhat different than they were before I became a… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
“These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or good,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
“Keep your sense of humor. There is a 50-50 chance the world can be saved. You- yes you- might be the grain… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
I don't have a beef with Texas. I just don't think Texans know anything about basketball and they don't have a sense… — Jason Whitlock Copy Share Image
“I'm a sucker for sweetness. Intelligence, creativity and a sense of humor mean little to me if a person isn't also kind.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Luigi, the art teacher, holds up his brush, and we all do the same. I’m not quite sure why we’re mirroring his… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
Theres gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you… — Nani Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference and a longer view and finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But it was only her old rival Payasa standing behind her. "¿De dónde?" Payasa sauntered toward her, head thrown back, joy on… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
“Mum says be careful of boys who never take anything seriously. Dad says a boy needs a good sense of humor to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“I might wake up when the rain starts or stops, when it shifts direction or rolls alongside the house like a tumbleweed,… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll be sure not to let anyone but you carry me in her arms." He turns and leaves the kitchen before I… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you're doing. Your character needs to be relatable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love… — CJ Roberts Copy Share Image
We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“I'm already seeing my daughter's cynical sense of humor and she's 6! I bought these shoes, and I'm thinking I'm a cool… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird 'Well, surely, this guy can't… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
“So, you don’t drink much,” he said. “What about food?” “No, I don’t eat food. I tried it once a long time… — Mary Abshire Copy Share Image
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
I agree, Dad. I was just explaining to the woman why we don’t look anything alike and why you would have been… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image