Sense of humor Quotes · Page 25

Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours

— MrAwesome

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

— Anonymous

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

— Paul Mooney

“Her sense of humor went south about a minute after I tied her up.”

— Peter Straub

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

— Bob Hope

“Without a sense of humor, you don't have much sense at all.”

— Pen

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

— Dylan O'Brien

I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor.

— Ric Ocasek

I'd probably be better off without trying to satisfy me, with my sense of humor. There are things that I have said…

— Bobby Knight

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with…

— Rita Moreno

“I could get a fedora and a trench coat and a wisecracking sense of humor; she could sit poised at hotel bars…

— Tana French

As far as the sexy quotient goes, I think it's not just the physical attributes or money, but talent, a great personality…

— Shibani Dandekar

“Finding any semblance of unity would require extraordinary pattern-recognition skills, a keen imagination, and a hearty sense of humor”

— Paul Halpern

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a…

— Susan Andersen

5 Things I Find Attractive; A woman with a good sense of humor. A pretty smile. Bright eyes. Soft hair. A horrifying…

— Anonymous

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's…

— Lil B

“The talked about their messed-up, dysfunctional families, carefully respecting boundaries, never probing too deep in any one sitting. And they always ended…

— Andrea Kayne Kaufman

A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for…

— Erica Lindquist

It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that…

— Zach Anner

I think I can relate to this guy [Psycho Sam] that ended up... This desire to go off the grid and live…

— Rhys Darby

The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the…

— Larry Harvey

You're dealing with a character who is, at some points, quite insane. And I hope that any wicked, dark sense of humor…

— Brandon Lee

“Unfortunately, she discovered too late that her unwritten list of desirable attributes was missing a few crucial items. Empathy, for one. A…

— Delphine Dryden

I never get tired of looking at your face. I always long for your sweet embrace.

— Joanne Lobedica

If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?

— Hermann Goring

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.

— Lindsey Davis

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

— Maira Kalman

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

— Jens Lekman

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves.

— Monica Horan

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?

— Ilona Andrews

When you work crazy TV hours, you got to have a good sense of humor.

— Matt Bomer

Luckily, my mom and dad both have a pretty absurd sense of humor.

— Edi Patterson

“Cultivate happiness. Hone your sense of humor; it’s the most irresistible asset any of us can possess.”

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

The best Defense against being oversensitive is having great sense of humor.

— JOHNREYES

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what…

— Francis Bacon

A Gun with no gunpowder is a useless toy so as A person with no knowledge or Sense of humor ...

— Mustapha Falalu Bello

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

— Criss Jami

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

— Laura Schlessinger