Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny. — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor. — Regina Hall Copy Share Image
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor and His Grand Plan needed… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“It stands to reason that anyone who learns to live well will die well. The skills are the same: being present in… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of… — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
“Once, when I remarked that she looked like a disoriented bandicoot, she leapt up from the piano bench and beat me within… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“You have to enjoy power, have a certain ruthlessness, to accept the beauty and not mourn the fact that it overshadows everything… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
There is something about being a director where, for me personally, I get to . . . it's the closest I'll ever… — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
“Embracing and being thankful for the family and friends I do have instead of yearning for the family I cannot know or… — Selena Robins Copy Share Image
I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
My sense of humor doesn't translate well into print, some of the things I say can be offensive or found offensive even… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I love every second I spend with you. I love the memories we have. I love the memories I have of you.… — Guardian Copy Share Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense… — Padmasree Warrior Copy Share Image
“Lucky Harris was getting to him. His sexy little captive had gotten under his skin. He wanted her, and yet he could… — Carol Storm Copy Share Image
It was strange to stand there in front of the mirror and see myself like I was my own best friend, a… — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
“Of course we did other things too. We walked. We talked. We rode bikes. Though I had my driver's license, I bought… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“Wyatt." She tore it open and stood there, drinking him in.Just the sight of him had her heart doing a happy dance… — R.C. Ryan Copy Share Image
In all honesty I think, sometimes with the LGBT community, if you look at anything else surrounding it, there's always been this… — Radical Face Copy Share Image
“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Basics of Good Self-Care Exercise moderately but regularly Eat healthy but delicious meals Regularize your sleep cycle Practice good personal hygiene Don’t… — Richard O'Connor Copy Share Image
“He has to pay people who have a sense of humor. Since he’s lacking one,” I added, when Ethan didn’t laugh. “I… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
