I have always had a sense that we are all pretty much alone in life, particularly in adolescence. — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to glew my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
“Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.” — Lionel Suggs Copy Share Image
Laugh a lot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain. — Tierra Whack Copy Share Image
If you really love someone, you shouldn't have to work at it, you finish each others' sentences and have the same sense… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
They don't call him 'No Drama Obama' for nothing. He's even worse than we thought because he has committed the ultimate American… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“Preacher Henry Ward Beecher said, “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It is jolted by… — Ted Cunningham Copy Share Image
Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
The real marriage of true minds is for any two people to possess a sense of humor or irony pitched in exactly… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
I make no apologies for my quirky sense of humor, my personal challenges, my embarrassing moments, my messiness, and deep personal issues… — Kenya Moore Copy Share Image
My father was a very strong male figure to me as a child. He was very dashing, had a wonderful sense of… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
“I almost congratulate myself that I can at least laugh at my own foibles and enjoy the joke, just as I cannot… — Wallace E. Baker Copy Share Image
We all know what feminists are. They are shrill, overly aggressive, man-hating, ball-busting, selfish, hairy, extremist, deliberately unattractive women with absolutely no… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
“Fate had a cruel sense of humor. It had been all his fault, anyway, whatever Mick or Gillia told him. Careless preoccupation… — V.S. Carnes Copy Share Image
I think there is a kind of laconic Australian leg-pulling sense of humor that is certainly in some of my stories, or… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
I think I was the only person in my experimental film class doing comedy. But my sense of humor and a lot… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I think 'Piranha' won't be in the guilty-pleasure category, because it's gonna be - well, yeah, maybe for some people. From what… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“I can talk about my father in ordinary conversation without feeling more than the slightest pang of loss. But if I permit… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Lennon's was one of the first voices I emulated when I began to sing. When we held tryouts in my pal's dad's… — Don Henley Copy Share Image
“Need some help?” He reached for the books in her arms before she could object. “Hey ...” She looked like a viper… — Carmen DeSousa Copy Share Image
“In midsummer Cip Jungberg, the second USAID officer for the district, arrived. As Antoine Huss left, the district needed two officers to… — Douglas Grindle Copy Share Image
I have been meaning to tell you! I been watching you, I notice every time I see you how beautiful you are,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I am not going to say you are right because I could not take it if you smirked." "I do not smirk,"… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Luigi, the art teacher, holds up his brush, and we all do the same. I’m not quite sure why we’re mirroring his… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
“The first time I read Isaac Babel was in a college creative writing class. The instructor was a sympathetic Jewish novelist with… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
![“I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately embracing Bridget, who shares John's very dry sense of humor, so she and her dad do pretty well together. If I hadn't taken Bridget out, I think she would have become a…” quote by Cindy McCain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2b1/cindy-mccain-16878_baby_i-brought-home-a-baby-without-telling-hu_582080.jpg)
