No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm a great audience. I cry very easily. I suspend disbelief in two seconds. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I think that the real religion is about the understanding that if we can only still our egos for a few seconds,… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
No. We breathe. We pulse. We regenerate. Our hearts beat. Our minds create. Our souls ingest. 37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have only 30 seconds in a TV commercial. If you grab attention in the first frame with a visual surprise, you… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
I'm not even going to be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Those minute seconds, flip minutes into hours; hours turn into days, weeks, years, and all these happen in a fraction of a… — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
I'm a really trusting person and I always have been. I just think I've cultivated a very keen skill of recognising someone… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Being a [bank] director is like being a pilot of an aircraft - it's years of boredom and seconds of terror. — Moira Johnston Copy Share Image
Public speaking professionals say that you win or lose the battle to hold your audience in the first 30 seconds of a… — John Medina Copy Share Image
Film scores are often based on short themes, and it helps if you've got some way of developing these themes and making… — Anne Dudley Copy Share Image
The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
We know the average American physician interrupts their patient in 14 seconds. — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
If you're ninety-five percent of the way to outstanding success, doesn't it make sense to go the additional five percent of the… — Ralph Marston Copy Share Image
Children grow rapidly, forget the centuries-long embrace from their parents, which to them lasted but seconds. Children become adults, live far from… — Alan Lightman Copy Share Image
My TWA enabled me to be done at the hair section much earlier than the other girls. I washed my hair and… — Maria Borges Copy Share Image
[Making meth] is a complex process. The truth of it is that we live in a post-Google world where you can find… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
I find you can lose yourself in an acting sense in a fight far more easily than you can in a dialogue… — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine? — Clive James Copy Share Image
If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a world, it's very hard for Americans to understand that every 20 seconds a kid dies, a kid under… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
In Grimm's fairy tales, you kiss a frog and in two seconds, it becomes a prince. That is a fairy tale. In… — D. James Kennedy Copy Share Image
I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image