When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law… — Bob Lemon Copy Share Image
Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We have the beginnings of feminism starting to rear its head, where all of that got blown up. The whole point of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Don't expect me to be perfect. Despite all my lives, I'm still only human. I can't deliver perfection, and I'll only disappoint… — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
We're all in this together. It's okay to be honest. It's okay to ask for help. It's okay to say you're stuck,… — Jamie Tworkowski Copy Share Image
Why can't I go to Idris with you, then? Because it's not safe for you there O and it's safe for me… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I've heard people say that 'The Blair Witch Project' is a feminist movie because there's a woman in charge and I've heard… — Heather Donahue Copy Share Image
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
To [Democrats], government's everything, controlling it, expanding it is everything. And it's not to us [the Republicans]. So they leave nothing to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I hate when counselors and teachers blame everything on low self-esteem in teens. Some of us actually have self-esteem, believe it or… — Niki Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm finding that everything sells. I've been toying with the fact that I have this big giant glass jar with the metal… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that in any circumstance I'd say, "You know what? Screw this. Kill me. I'm done. I'm not going… — Aldis Hodge Copy Share Image
When you can dump a load of bricks on a corner lot, and let me watch them arrange themselves into a house… — Bruce Barton Copy Share Image
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
My film school is making movies. But, I do think that being an actor has served me immensely, as both a writer… — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
Many intelligent people, when about to write . . . , force on their minds a certain notion about style, just as… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If it makes you feel better, you can tell me to screw off if you want to refuse anything, but I hope… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image