I was lucky I survived the motorcycle accident because I - bike went under the car. I flew out about 20 or… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
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Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have. — Antony Starr Copy Share Image
In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
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Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
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Life is too damn short and [screwed] up to go through it silently loving someone and never telling them how you feel.… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
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It's irrational to assume you can ever truly evaluate yourself as a good or bad human being. You will never have enough… — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
This is so classic. Government comes along under the guise of fairness, fixes something, gonna make it fair, gonna make it equal,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
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