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The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I was lucky I survived the motorcycle accident because I - bike went under the car. I flew out about 20 or… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
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I screwed up at a young age with my parents. They were very religious and they didn't really understand music. They didn't… — Brent Smith Copy Share Image
Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. — John Green Copy Share Image
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I'd never met a woman I considered as intelligent as me. That sounds bigheaded, but every woman I met was either a… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
