My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?' she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. 'Windows… — Jasmina Tešanović Copy Share Image
“I designed a dress out of scotch tape. If you wear my dress, you can be dressed and undressed at the same… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ Happy Birthday, Jennifer. And a pencil-line drawing of a house. And under a piece of Scotch tape a ring, just a… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I'm very handy to have… — Jean Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]…If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A new 'look' for any organization cannot be a papier-mache cover, tacked on with Scotch tape under the heading of 'beautification.' It… — Saul Bass Copy Share Image
We're trying to make our current house look domestic so that somebody will want to buy it. We're making a lot of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Florida was plenty hot, certainly, and humid, too. Hot enough that your clothes stuck to you like Scotch tape, and sweat dripped… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I thought I'd go home and reread Sue Grafton. It's been a while since I last read the one about the topless… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“Honey, have you seen my measuring tape?” “I think it’s in that drawer in the kitchen with the scissors, matches, bobby pins,… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Roddy the assistant manager lived in the theater. He'd emptied out one of the supply closets. He'd installed an inflatable mattress, a… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“You don’t need fashion designers when you are young. Have faith in your own bad taste. Buy the cheapest thing in your… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids,… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very… — Richard Scarry Copy Share Image
“I'm broken, but I have to learn how to live. I feel stuck together with scotch tape, like after any breath everything… — Anna White Copy Share Image
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch… — Richard Scarry Copy Share Image
“William Coyne headed research and development at 3M—the company behind Ace bandages, Post-it notes, Scotch tape, and other inventions—for over a decade.… — Robert I. Sutton Copy Share Image
“Stephen Burt is Professor of English at Harvard. "Butterfly with Parachute" Stephen Burt A real one wouldn’t need one, but the one… — Stephen Burt Copy Share Image
“He walked steadily, feeling them behind him. His stride did not falter; he pretended they weren’t there. He pretended that all was… — J. Tonzelli Copy Share Image
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