The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw, what is the second it? — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing that if they were… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact they're probably just about… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry bees!! — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone would invent a device… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
In my line of work, I sometimes ask for peoples opinions on a subject. When they give it to me, I throw it out… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment, and contemplating the future. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
