I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. — Peter Molyneux Copy Share Image
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. — Alvin Toffler Copy Share Image
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.” — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works… — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
People tend to think that numbers are quite objective, but numbers in economics are not like this. Some economists say they're like… — Ha-Joon Chang Copy Share Image
“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its… — Natalia Tena Copy Share Image
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
I don't want to write formula. I don't want to crank these books out like sausages. Every book is different, which takes… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to… — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
The horror movie will not go away. Look at the change in the Hollywood landscape as a signifier of its durability. At… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
I was brought up on stuffed hearts, cabbage and mashed potatoes. It's repulsive, when I look back - I used to go… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Last night I read about a dish Gemma made for the staff for breakfast, which sounded really good despite its horrible name.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of… — Daniel Klawitter Copy Share Image
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger Copy Share Image
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. — Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy Copy Share Image
