Saturday Quotes · Page 5

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

— Chris Kattan

I've only got a Saturday job so my weekdays are generally pretty free.

— Gary Lineker

“Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days”

— Charmaine J Forde

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

— Drew Barrymore

The '80s were all about 'Saturday Night's Main Event.'

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.

— Anonymous

I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls.

— Noel Edmonds

I've always kept a low profile and said no to 'Saturday Night Live' and stuff like that.

— Tom Anderson

It's impossible to represent a saint [in Art]. It becomes boring. Perhaps because he is, like the Saturday Evening Post people, inthe…

— W. H. Auden

Honestly, I don't really celebrate that much in general. I don't go on vacations and stuff like that. I feel like every…

— Nav

I love playing three, four times a week. That's what I've always wanted to do. In college we played Friday, Saturday, then…

— Zach Parise

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a…

— Christine Taylor

I believe that it is not worth it to train from Monday to Friday just to have 20 minutes on the pitch…

— Jay-Jay Okocha

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to…

— Michael Chabon

as a child i suppose i was not quite normal. my happiest times were when i was left alone in the house…

— Charles Bukowski

When I lived in Hungerford, it was wake up 5:30 A.M., get to the van at 6 A.M. with eight other blokes,…

— Jamie Vardy

The truth is that I've always wanted to be an actor, ever since I was a child. I used to see these…

— Randeep Hooda

“I’m not sure what it was or where she sprayed it, but her scent will be the end of the life I…

— Darnell Lamont Walker

I think you have to plan ahead. When I go to the market on a Saturday, and I'm buying for family and…

— Alice Waters

We sang a lot of church music. We were very active Baptists. Supposedly, I started singing when I was being given a…

— Jim Foglesong

I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that…

— Joyce Meyer

The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and…

— Norbert Wiener

I played for a lot of teams in my career, and I check all their results every Saturday, or at least the…

— Drew Busby

The vestiges of pagan religion in Christian symbology are undeniable. Egyptian sun disks became the halos ... The pre-Christian God Mithras ...…

— Dan Brown

I'm pretty faithful to one fragrance, but I go through phases. It's more about times and moods than moments in the week.…

— Elisa Sednaoui

“Fred Astaire. Not a handsome man. He said himself he couldn’t sing. He was balding his whole life. He danced like a…

— Sebastian Barry

Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat…

— Mark Driscoll

“A kind of joyous hysteria moved into the room, everything flying before the wind, vehicles outside getting dented to hell, the crowd…

— Annie Proulx

Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,…

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

I never really took into account the number of homeless families. As a kid, we used to feed the hungry at my…

— Paul Bettany

I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have…

— Eddie Izzard

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

— Kathy Griffin

I'm a footballer, I don't think past next Saturday.

— Joleon Lescott

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

— Jimmy Buffett

In God's good time, Which does not always fall on Saturday When the world looks for wages.

— Robert Browning

Saturday afternoon I'll go shopping. Always. I can find things to buy wherever I am.

— Finty Williams

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

— Anthony Burgess

If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday.

— Benjamin Franklin

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

— Eddie Murphy