I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.' — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday. — Black Eyed Peas Copy Share Image
Holy Saturday is a day of loss, but also a day of quiet hope. "For you will not leave my soul among… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon. — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want… — Elton John Copy Share Image
The weirdest, most eloquent memory I have of the time on the kibbutz is, every Saturday night was movie night, and one… — Chris Claremont Copy Share Image
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
When I was four or five, my father had a general store in Winchester and I don't think the farmers could ever… — Dinah Shore Copy Share Image
I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on… — Bob Schieffer Copy Share Image
For a lot of lads, they grow up going to matches with fathers or mates. Those Saturday or Sundays where you head… — Graeme Souness Copy Share Image
Every time I see Trump on TV these days, I'm waiting for him to burst out, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I was often looked at as a leper by kids at school because I was a Jehovah's Witness. They didn't like it… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side David Allen Coe and a six pack of light Old dirt road… — Justin Moore Copy Share Image
I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
President Clinton broke ground Saturday for the World War II memorial in Washington. He'll never have the military's full respect. However, after… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
The love I have for our wildlife is so great, it fills my world. After Black Saturday I saw a world that… — Stella Reid Copy Share Image
I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“It's Saturday; a day off, or it's not; maybe it's a day off connected to countless days off. Some are secure, some… — Lee Goff Copy Share Image
“It was four o'clock of a stickily wet Saturday. As long as it is anything from Monday to Friday the average library… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday?… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't feel drugs should be illegal. I don't think people should take drugs every day, but I don't see any difference… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday. — Jay Chiat Copy Share Image
No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen. — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
