It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
We've got a major scandal with Clinton. Plus, Halloweens on a Saturday this year. — C. Sue Carter Copy Share Image
Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
Saturday mornings, you've got three hours of live telly and it's really forgiving. — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn't wait for Saturday… — Emil Ferris Copy Share Image
I grew up in Sacramento and spent a lot of time in the Saturday matinee. I just thought, 'Wow.' It's that magic… — Sam Elliott Copy Share Image
I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
“Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path. — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
I used to go a lot to F1 when Real Madrid didn't play at the weekends. It was a lot of fun… — Roberto Carlos Copy Share Image
You cannot expect teams to be up for a final every Saturday, but you have to in the Six Nations, and that… — Alun Wyn Jones Copy Share Image
My inspiration to do comedy came from many places. Saturday mornings, I would watch Bob Hope and Jerry Lewis movies. I later… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
I've gotta long list of things to do, bucket list things - play 'Saturday Night Live,' make a movie. I want a… — Grace Potter Copy Share Image
My profession just happens to also be a lot of people's hobby. They look forward to every Saturday to watch the game… — Ben White Copy Share Image
I mean, when we did 'Families At War,' on Saturday night prime time, people said we were mainstream then. But it wasn't… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out… — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
President Obama shopped at a book store to help support Small Business Saturday. He bought fifteen books. His tax policies and his… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I’m sick of everyone thinking I’m Miss Goody Two-shoes, with my perfect grades, and days of the week panties. You know what?… — Kendall Ryan Copy Share Image
It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that… — Joan Cusack Copy Share Image
Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The story we hear over and over again is: Boy in science class, very nice to the girl, says, "Please come to… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
Once you're finally in a place at Saturday Night Live that you're really comfortable, that's when you should probably be leaving, unfortunately.… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
This is as good a time as any to comment on what I think has grown into an abuse. Congress makes holidays… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
On a lazy Saturday morning when you're lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy… — Lynn Johnston Copy Share Image
We worked six days a week [on the The Breakfast Club], so you have one day off. So on that Saturday night,… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
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