I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time, so I go to the gym. — Ehud Olmert Copy Share Image
My dad taught me to read by reading comic strips in the Saturday paper and Archie comics. — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
I hated getting to a Saturday and not having a game. For me it was about playing. — Kasper Schmeichel Copy Share Image
I am not the type of player who thinks he has to prove anything to people on Saturday. — Conor Coady Copy Share Image
On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out - TV is banned! — Debra Stephenson Copy Share Image
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons… — Paddy McGuinness Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My parents sent me to a ballet class which lasted no time at all - I couldn't really dance. So they sent… — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
From the time I was about 7 until I was about 13 or 14, I looked like I was Pat from 'Saturday… — Kirsten Vangsness Copy Share Image
We used to watch the muscle movies on Saturday matinees, such as 'Hercules Unchained.' Then we'd go outside and do a remake… — Ethan Coen Copy Share Image
You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. Yesterday our Lord was crucified. Today his body lies in the tomb. Tomorrow he rises from… — Ray Pritchard Copy Share Image
I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
If we have nothing to do but service our own pleasure - because society has taught us that's all we're worth and… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I started working a Saturday job at this French cafe from when I was about 14. I lived two minutes away from… — Brooklyn Beckham Copy Share Image
I had dreams of conehead aliens when I was little. Before 'Saturday Night Live' did it. And then they came out with… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday… — Jerry Trainor Copy Share Image
Once upon a time there was a woman who was just like all women. And she married a man who was just… — Elizabeth Smart Copy Share Image
By characterizing the use of illegal drugs as quasi-legal, state-sanctioned, Saturday afternoon fun, legalizers destabilize the societal norm that drug use is… — Andrea Barthwell Copy Share Image
What if you lived your entire life completely without urgency? You went to classes, you ate your meals, on Saturday nights a… — Joyce Johnson Copy Share Image
Saturday morning cartoons do that now, where they develop the toy and then draw the cartoon around it, and the result is… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I just got back from Hawaii on Saturday, and it's so depressing how quickly all the stresses and the stressful energy of… — Natalie Maines Copy Share Image
On Monday they went out for a private picnic. On Tuesday they went for a carriage drive. On Wednesday they went to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Just five days now before Donald Trump becomes president of the United States after the most intense week yet of this transition.It… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the… — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
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