You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
As a kid I would watch 'SCTV,' 'Saturday Night Live,' 'Monty Python' and 'The Kids in the Hall,' and be amazed that… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of July. — Michael Shaara Copy Share Image
So I'm running in the park on Saturday, in shorts, thinking this is great, but are we all gonna die? You know?… — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The perfect party for me is having six to 12 people for dinner Friday or Saturday - good, fun friends, a lot… — Sofia Milos Copy Share Image
Right from the start with music, I was like, 'I'm just going to do this, and I don't care about anything else.… — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
If you made me the national commissioner of football, I'd tell you one thing that I would mandate. The second Saturday in… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Soon it will be daybreak. Soon the day will break. I can't stop it from breaking in the same way it always… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
My mom thought I could dance because I used to dance to this Janet Jackson song she'd play when I was a… — Tom Holland Copy Share Image
If you really want to give me advice, do it on a Saturday afternoon between one and four o'clock, when you've got… — Alex Agase Copy Share Image
If someone complains about Europe from Monday to Saturday, then nobody is going to believe him on Sunday when he says he… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
I can remember being a kid and listening to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. — B. J. Thomas Copy Share Image
I really wanted to play in the Premier League, which I'd been watching since I was a youngster every Saturday or Sunday… — Angel Di Maria Copy Share Image
Arguably, the first five years of 'Saturday Night Live' were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it: when you're on the road Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday - on the road 300 days a… — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and… — Norbert Wiener Copy Share Image
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I emceed in metro Detroit throughout college, and even when I moved to New York, I would actually fly back on a… — James Wolk Copy Share Image
I try to get in two runs during the week, after the 'Today' show, probably around 1 or 2 o'clock, Tuesday, Thursday.… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
You practice Monday through Friday in college, or Monday through Saturday in the pro's - and then you just go out and… — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
