I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy… — Joss Stone Copy Share Image
'Things that Never Cross a Man's Mind' is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy… — Kellie Pickler Copy Share Image
So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the… — Jane Pratt Copy Share Image
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Our brand is sassy people ripping apart technologists, then going to a party with them. — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
The guilty pleasure I miss most when I'm out slogging on the campaign trail is the chance to sprawl on the chaise… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
“I waited here while you talked to Sorcha, who, by the way, is crazy. Now you are off to the mortal world… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
I never want to be too mean with my songs, but with 'I Hope It Rains' it was definitely somewhere in the… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
After 'Arrested Development,' I didn't know for sure if I wanted to be an actor. I was hitting this wall, where I… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it's a luxury that my daughter gets to come… — Angela Kinsey Copy Share Image
“I am teaching Perry grammar. He says he wants to learn to speak properly. I told him he should not call his… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
When I started, it was all meter maids or the sassy nurse, or the sassy receptionist in the hospital. And I felt… — Retta Copy Share Image
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only… — Ruth Reichl Copy Share Image
The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
There is a masculinity in riot grrrl music, which is probably why I don't identify with it, but also why it was… — Le1f Copy Share Image
I absolutely am a big Call of Duty fan. Every time a new Call of Duty comes out – I never play… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“And suddenly, everything changes. The way her dark brown eyes gaze at me through her eyelashes, how her lips curl up in… — Helly Mayers Copy Share Image
