Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
In the CoverGirl Melting Pout Matte Lipstick ads, I am wearing this gorgeous purple color called Seismic. It's such a different shade,… — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
Youre going after the wrong girl if you think Ill waste my time waiting on you. — Jenna Bognar Copy Share Image
I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her. — Sophie Thompson Copy Share Image
“That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
I never want to be too mean with my songs, but with 'I Hope It Rains' it was definitely somewhere in the… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
After 'Arrested Development,' I didn't know for sure if I wanted to be an actor. I was hitting this wall, where I… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
People know I like to laugh and have a good time. Even when I'm sassy, it's still kind of stupid-silly. — Alyssa Edwards Copy Share Image
So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the… — Jane Pratt Copy Share Image
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I am teaching Perry grammar. He says he wants to learn to speak properly. I told him he should not call his… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
The guilty pleasure I miss most when I'm out slogging on the campaign trail is the chance to sprawl on the chaise… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I'm tired of playing freaking cha-chas, the sassy CIA agent, the best friend homegirl. I'm tired of that! — Melonie Diaz Copy Share Image
