Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. — Frank Dane Copy Share Image
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a… — Rakim Copy Share Image
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that,… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Plus, I was about to spend six weeks with Christian Ozera. He was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. Actually, he… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It really flatters me that some peoples lives are SO boring, they actually sit around & talk about mine. I didn't realize… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Fejezzük be ezt a beszélgetést. Túlságosan sok benne a felkiáltójel.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
