Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder�it would be an apocalypse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
