Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they're being sarcastic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The main reason I don't have friends is, I don't know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is a brain stimulant — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
