Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys its bros before hoes, for girls its chicks before dicks, for me it who ever the eff has my back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the ones who know me, the dumb asses who lost me, the lucky ones who get to meet me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
