I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
