Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
If a statement is untrue, it is not the more respectable because it has been said in Latin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Thank God there were a couple of people in my life who said, "Go on, go on - you can do it! — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
As I have always said, an artist's existence and identity are only because of the audience. — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
God created man to work for his food and said that those who ate without work were thieves. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Some mysteries are simply irresistible,” she said. “They have components that alter a life. — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Everyone said that the NBA could not possibly make it because it had too many black players. — David Stern Copy Share Image
You said you want to became Hokage. I have become the Kazekage. If you are willing to bear the name Kage, you… — Masashi Kishimoto Copy Share Image
Someone said to me today, ‘Everybody loved PUSING DAISIES,’ I said, ‘No, they didn’t— that’s why I’m here today talking about a… — Chi McBride Copy Share Image
A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank… — Earl Weaver Copy Share Image
You do not know me,’ said Tortoise. ‘I am a changed man. I have learned that a man who makes trouble for… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
Oh, yes. She’s still here,” Maxon said, not letting his eyes wander from Gavril’s face. “And I plan on keeping her here… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
It means you never know what's going to happen,' I said. 'You do your best, then take your chances. Everything else is… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Everybody said so. Far be it from me to assert that what everybody says must be true. Everybody is, often, as likely… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Many said selfishness was the flaw of our modern age; but then self-conceit emerged from a corner of the deepest hell to… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
I am from a city (Glasgow) that is not unlike Liverpool. I am joining the people's football club. The majority of people… — David Moyes Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Prostitution is said to be the world's oldest profession. It is, indeed, a model of all professional work: the worker relinquishes control… — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
I discover that some of the Eastern papers represent me as a great blasphemer, because I said, in my lecture on Marriage,… — Orson Pratt Copy Share Image
Down on the lake rosy reflections of celestial vapor appeared, and I said, "God, I love you" and looked to the sky… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I don't really see what can be said about the role of faculty members, or universities, beyond the truisms voiced earlier, and… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
She tilted her head to one side, considering him. "Do you love me?" "Love is a trick and a sham. A foolish… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved, the inquisition might have let him alone. — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue. Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through. — Connie Francis Copy Share Image
Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts. — Steve Cropper Copy Share Image
I've often heard it said, as the common proverb goes, that a fool can teach a wise man well. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
It is well said, in every sense, that a man's religion is the chief fact with regard to him. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
You said you were allowed to lose it,' some part of her reminded herself. 'Not yet, not yet. — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?" — Doug Graham Copy Share Image
Most of the things that need to be said about the President are things he can't say himself. — Robert Teeter Copy Share Image
I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer. — Dane DeHaan Copy Share Image
If I said to my mum I'd left home, she'd probably disown me, especially as I'm the youngest. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Artist," an ancient sage had once said, "is always sitting on the doorsteps of the rich. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
My mom said I was an escapist at heart.... that I preferred imaginary worlds to the real one — Amy Plum Copy Share Image