At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing! — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
