“The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You’re getting a new roommate. Now be nice. I’ve heard stories about you.” She wagged a finger at him. Ben” — Annabeth Albert Copy Share Image
Andrew Keenan-Bolger was my college roommate for two years. Instead of going to tap class, we'd be in our underwear eating Flamin'… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I had never thought about living with a girlfriend as a roommate post-divorce, but when I decided to come back to New… — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand. — Kathryn Minshew Copy Share Image
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get… — Richard D. Wolff Copy Share Image
Mona knocked at the wrong time. “Uh…yeah…wait a minute, Mona -- ” Mona shouted through the door. “Room service, gentlemen. Just pull… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
“ When they arrived at his apartment, Allen's roommate Tim, was lying on the faux black leather sofa in the living room watching… — Monica Mathis-Stowe Copy Share Image
He isn’t like us Low. You know that right.” I knew what Cage was saying. Marcus was out of my league. He… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
My students often say, 'My roommate read this story and really liked it,' and it's hard to convince them that there are… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
I was roommates with 2 of the guys who were influential in forming the Black Arts philosophy. I called them "goons," and… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
“Well, you’re my roommate. You’ve smoked my pot. That makes us bros. It’s not really anything crazy, though. We just meet a… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the best idea Aaron Foster had ever come up with, but he was desperate. It had been three months since… — Staci Stallings Copy Share Image
“There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Spring Awakening' the first couple of years I was living in New York, I was gay, and I… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
“calling her mother who didn’t seem particularly worried, but claimed she had no idea,” Jett said. “The roommate’s gone with her, so… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
“My roommate’s not suicidal But it sounds sexier than saying that she closes her eyes sometimes when she’s changing lanes.” — Chad Anderson Copy Share Image
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I'm surrounded by people who care about me and love me. I have a great job. I have wonderful roommates who take… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I do not watch 'The Bachelor,' I haven't gotten into it. My roommate used to watch it all the time so I'd… — Nolan Arenado Copy Share Image
“Another friend of mine once told me in a deep depression that his marriage was "like running a preschool with a roommate… — Nigel Marsh Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates… — Martin Yan Copy Share Image
“How did I get here? We’re Three’s Company. Spencer is airhead Chrissy, Ford is intellectual Janet, and I’m pretending to be gay… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
I am proud of having drawn the first comic about a lesbian - and it didn't even occur to me that I… — Trina Robbins Copy Share Image
I was always a fan but me and Kevin Pattero, he was a friend of mine who trained for the Olympic games… — Ric Flair Copy Share Image
From what my friends tell me, apparently some guys can be pretty intimidated by me when they find out what I do.… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather.… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It's hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
“You’re joking, right?” “No. I’ve been living here for a while—like a couple of years with my roommate. You know, the fucktard… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn't want to go to by friends.… — Michael Chiklis Copy Share Image
After about a month of living on my own, I began to feel it. I bought some plants. I remember I named… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
Imagine if James Brown was your roommate. What? Do you know how much fun you'd be having all the time? Oh my… — Kyle Copy Share Image
Last year I picked up the New York Times and there was a story about a kid from Dartmouth who was bragging… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
“Will you live over there?" Phury asked. "Live over where?" Butch cut in. "You mean you won't be able to fight with… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
![“I was roommates with 2 of the guys who were influential in forming the Black Arts philosophy. I called them "goons," and [Amiri] Baraka took offense at that. But if you read his autobiography, the night we went up there for a fundraiser, he talks about how he wished that some violence would happen…” quote by Ishmael Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bd/ishmael-reed-7430_art_i-was-roommates-with-2-of-the-guys-who-w_2825561.png)
