All up in my room but I aint tryna roommate her, She all up in my drawers like like its room raiders. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I have two roommates, so it's a challenge to keep the house the way I like. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
The people who know Ted Cruz best despise him, including his former college roommate. — David Brock Copy Share Image
Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black. — Al Roker Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I've never really lived with somebody. Only for very brief periods. I learned I'm not a good roommate. I'm better off when… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I think thats what theyre going through but it gets magnified times a million on television. I think theyre just having normal… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened to be the first African American player drafted by a National Basketball Association team. — Bob Cousy Copy Share Image
“How did I get here? We’re Three’s Company. Spencer is airhead Chrissy, Ford is intellectual Janet, and I’m pretending to be gay… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“You’re joking, right?” “No. I’ve been living here for a while—like a couple of years with my roommate. You know, the fucktard… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather.… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It's hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
From what my friends tell me, apparently some guys can be pretty intimidated by me when they find out what I do.… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the best idea Aaron Foster had ever come up with, but he was desperate. It had been three months since… — Staci Stallings Copy Share Image
“Well, you’re my roommate. You’ve smoked my pot. That makes us bros. It’s not really anything crazy, though. We just meet a… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
I was roommates with 2 of the guys who were influential in forming the Black Arts philosophy. I called them "goons," and… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
“Her roommate was at the table with a grin that was all trouble. “So you’re not going to tell me about last… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
Seth [Rogen] had written a script with this guy, Evan [Goldberg], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
“us, Will had invited his camp counselor buddy, Dylan, and Dylan had brought along his roommate, this annoying kid named Sanjay. I… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“Kate is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu. Therefore, she cannot attend the… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Here’s the thing. I’m tired of this roommate bullshit. I want more than that. I want you to be my girl. I… — Tessa Teevan Copy Share Image
Good relationships make people happy, and happy people enjoy more and better relationships than unhappy people… Conflicts in relationships--having an annoying office… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
“Her best friend and the best friend’s cousin also lived in our dorm. I went once to an ice cream shop with… — Tijan Copy Share Image
I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. — Barbara Dana Copy Share Image
The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And he was not lonely. Never had been. Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate — The Social Network Copy Share Image
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