Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'. — Dave Annable Copy Share Image
I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space! — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate — The Social Network Copy Share Image
“And he was not lonely. Never had been. Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a brick, and only highly functional on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the… — Mike Evans Copy Share Image
If my college roommate is a slob, ima be like the girl from the movie, steal they cat n'shit..that'll teach em. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever… — Drake Copy Share Image
I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
“Babies are the worst roommates. They’re unemployed. They don’t pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them… — Tatyana Ali Copy Share Image
You know, Talon. Towels look really good on you. You go outside like that and you’ll start a whole new fashion craze.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Whether we live alone or with other people, few acknowledge the presence of another roommate. This roommate is named 'Things' and the… — Fumio Sasaki Copy Share Image
The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl… — John Green Copy Share Image
I actually knew Sully's sister, and I was in a band called Stripmind, and then I became roommates with Sully and being… — Robbie Merrill Copy Share Image
“But I do like a certain standard of living—I think it’s fair to say the garbage shouldn’t literally overflow, and the plates… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
We talked--recent history only--and Lucas relayed the story of how Francis came to be his roommate. "He showed up at the door… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I moved to Paris and I didn't really know what I wanted to do, but I moved in with a friend who… — Pauline Chalamet Copy Share Image
“us, Will had invited his camp counselor buddy, Dylan, and Dylan had brought along his roommate, this annoying kid named Sanjay. I… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
Seth [Rogen] had written a script with this guy, Evan [Goldberg], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
“Her best friend and the best friend’s cousin also lived in our dorm. I went once to an ice cream shop with… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“Here’s the thing. I’m tired of this roommate bullshit. I want more than that. I want you to be my girl. I… — Tessa Teevan Copy Share Image
“Kate is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu. Therefore, she cannot attend the… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
Good relationships make people happy, and happy people enjoy more and better relationships than unhappy people… Conflicts in relationships--having an annoying office… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
“Babies are the worst roommates. They’re unemployed. They don’t pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“Seth [Rogen] had written a script with this guy, Evan [Goldberg], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move to L.A. to try to get a script made. It had no title. I actually gave them the suggestion of naming it Superbad, which they did. I just thought it was a weird, interesting name for…” quote by David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/david-krumholtz-7751_guy_seth-rogen-had-written-a-script-with-thi_759071.jpg)
