Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space! — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'. — Dave Annable Copy Share Image
Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting to be the 'weird roommate' on a sitcom was a dream come true. — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it. — Grace Copy Share Image
I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always a fan but me and Kevin Pattero, he was a friend of mine who trained for the Olympic games… — Ric Flair Copy Share Image
I am proud of having drawn the first comic about a lesbian - and it didn't even occur to me that I… — Trina Robbins Copy Share Image
“Another friend of mine once told me in a deep depression that his marriage was "like running a preschool with a roommate… — Nigel Marsh Copy Share Image
I do not watch 'The Bachelor,' I haven't gotten into it. My roommate used to watch it all the time so I'd… — Nolan Arenado Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates… — Martin Yan Copy Share Image
I'm surrounded by people who care about me and love me. I have a great job. I have wonderful roommates who take… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“My roommate’s not suicidal But it sounds sexier than saying that she closes her eyes sometimes when she’s changing lanes.” — Chad Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
G-Dragonhe is very romantic. I’m his roommate so I see everything. He’s seriously romantic. If he dates someone he makes a song… — Seungri Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard, being apart all the time." "It really is. If Lucas were still here, everything would be different." Vic's… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“Lester and I have gotten to know each other and are slowly getting used to living together. We’ve had all the conversations… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“You didn’t seem to see me as a woman any more. I was just this . . . roommate. A roommate you barely spoke… — Carol Mason Copy Share Image
You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It's hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Spring Awakening' the first couple of years I was living in New York, I was gay, and I… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
“There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“calling her mother who didn’t seem particularly worried, but claimed she had no idea,” Jett said. “The roommate’s gone with her, so… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get… — Richard D. Wolff Copy Share Image
Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand. — Kathryn Minshew Copy Share Image
I had never thought about living with a girlfriend as a roommate post-divorce, but when I decided to come back to New… — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
Andrew Keenan-Bolger was my college roommate for two years. Instead of going to tap class, we'd be in our underwear eating Flamin'… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“As most college freshmen are, I was randomly assigned a roommate by an old computer with a terrible sense of irony and… — Matt Bellassai Copy Share Image
I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
