I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot. — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
“Shooting him a glare that says "mess with my roommate any more and I'll stab you with a spork” — Stacey Mosteller Copy Share Image
I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape. — Dasha Zhukova Copy Share Image
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. — Barbara Dana Copy Share Image
I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
When I was in school, my former roommate went through hazing. I heard the stories, but I don't think I've seen a… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
“Rose scowled. 'I should be the one staying. I should be Jill's roommate. No offense, Sydney. We need you for the paperwork,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Butch put his hand on his roommate's nape and murmured, "I'll do the saving until you get your head back, how about… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
In my 20s, I was a freelance writer with little money and living in a rabbit warren one-and-a-half-bedroom with a roommate. — Alissa Quart Copy Share Image
I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother -… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don't live with a lover or roommate who doesn't respect your… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I was in Boston and some friends said, 'You want to go to New York?,' I went with… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
I lived with Ilana Glazer of 'Broad City.' She was my roommate for a year and a half. I was living with… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Before Clary could respond, Jace’s eyes slid open. He looked up at the warlock, dazzled and dizzy. “What are you doing here?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black. — Al Roker Copy Share Image
One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened to be the first African American player drafted by a National Basketball Association team. — Bob Cousy Copy Share Image
I think thats what theyre going through but it gets magnified times a million on television. I think theyre just having normal… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I've never really lived with somebody. Only for very brief periods. I learned I'm not a good roommate. I'm better off when… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“There's no danger of me forgetting, but if you think the threat of a seven-foot-tall bear of a roommate is my only… — Skye Callahan Copy Share Image
