“Life does not have a remote control; you need to get up and change it yourself.” — Damien L. Malcolm Copy Share Image
Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote. — Aaron Brown Copy Share Image
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control. — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“GGMM W710 Wireless Bluetooth Headphone 4.1, Lifetime Hassle Free Warranty, IPX4 Sweatproof Sport Earbuds, w/ Bendable Ear Hook, Remote Control & Mic,… — GGMM W710 Wireless Bluetooth Headphone Copy Share Image
“I stood, marveling at the daytime TV apparition in front of me, not sure if I could believe my eyes, feeling almost… — Patricia Caliskan Copy Share Image
“That is the thing about life, it doesn't stop just because something bad happens. There is no remote control to hit pause.… — Tabatha Beshears Copy Share Image
“epigenetic marks are the remote control not only to your health and longevity but also to how you pass your genes on… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
Digital presentation is just television in public; we're all just getting together and watching TV without pointing the remote control at the… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch, and the remote control is in the shower.”… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed,… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in… — Nate Copy Share Image
“That night, Park made a tape with the Joy Division song on it, over and over again. He emptied all his handheld… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“...what a leveller this remote-control gizmo was...it chopped down the heavyweight and stretched out the slight until all the set's emissions, commercials,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I am like a TV and remote control, because every time I turn on the TV and use the remote control my… — Menilda Echipare Copy Share Image
“You see, the broccoli was yours and I give it back to you. The remote control is yours but I used to… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote control and the fingernail clipper. Now, if someone… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are days I like going out, and days I like to sit naked with the remote control on my thigh, watching… — Christopher Mintz-Plasse Copy Share Image
“American History from Rutgers University and was awarded a Fulbright Fellowship to Brazil. He lives in Columbia County, NY, with his wife… — Rachel Pasqua Copy Share Image
“Shopping Dana Gioia I enter the temple of my people but do not pray. I pass the altars of the gods but… — Vaddhaka Linn Copy Share Image
People say I talk slowly. I talk in a way sometimes called laconic. The phone rings, I answer, and people ask if… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“The Gunner's Dream (From The Final Cut) Floating down through the clouds Memories come rushing up to meet me now. In the… — Roger Waters Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, some people chose to become like a television set for others, to whom they don't belong to, as they are new… — Santanu Mishra Copy Share Image
“Everything is interim. Everything is a path or a preparation for the next thing, and we never know what the next thing… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
“Jeremy is an optimist. Maybe there's something good on TV. He settles down with the remote control on one of his father's… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
“Termite, you're young, and I'm not sure if you're going to understand what I'm about to say, but here's the nugget: Without… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“missions. A moment later she heard the sound of the television start up. The clever little thing had worked out how to… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
Obama's drone program, in fact, amounts to the largest unmanned aerial offensive ever conducted in military history: never have so few killed… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
“The plan did not include a cozy dinner for two, followed by a movie on the couch with only a remote control… — M. Malone Copy Share Image
“You control your life by the remotes of your actions. Anytime you take actions the screen of your life changes till you… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Well...I need the lamp. And the ashtray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And you, Dean Holder. But that's all… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“He emptied all his handheld video games and Josh’s remote control cars, and called his grandma to tell her that all he… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
We want to continue to explore new possibilities regarding interface and interaction. We experiment different solutions to make interface an important component… — David Cage Copy Share Image
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“That's all I need," I say. "Well...I need the lamp. And the astray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
I just need to do something new… I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“But love like that can be too big, too. It can be something you shouldn’t be trusted to hold when you’re the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
